Don't Put Me In, Coach

February 13, 2012
Titus, a four-year Ohio State University basketball benchwarmer, first garnered national attention for Club Trillion, his humorous blog detailing his adventures riding the pine. Now a staff writer for ESPN’s Grantland Web site, Titus recalls his mischievous days on a perennially powerful squad, where he did everything—including declaring himself eligible for the NBA draft—to distance himself from the scrappy, just-happy-to-be-here walk-on stereotype. Thanks to a Will Ferrell–loving coach who tolerated Titus’s antics, the young man enjoyed himself, “pulling pranks on superstar teammates, routinely falling asleep during film sessions, and basically spending every day with the team trying to figure out exactly how much I could get away with.” The Maxim demographic will revel in Titus’s rebellious tales, which come with a heaping portion of snarky, bro-friendly prose, scatological humor, and pop culture references. Those who can overlook that style—a difficult request, perhaps—will find an enthusiastic narrator who colorfully reveals that the unifying concept of a team doesn’t always triumph over an array of personalities. And under all the pranks and immaturity, Titus is a likable, forthright narrator.

January 15, 2012
A walk-on leverages fortuitous friendships and a quick wit to enjoy the ride of a lifetime. Overly enthusiastic, towel-waving benchwarmers are a staple of March Madness; they are not, however, media magnets. Grantland.com's Titus, a walk-on at Ohio State University from 2006 to 2010, proved an exception when his "Club Trillion" blog--so named for the box-score line a seldom-used player logs when he plays but accumulates no countable statistics--became a national sensation. A solid high-school player who could have garnered scholarship offers from smaller schools, the author decided instead to follow some of his megastar AAU teammates--including future NBA players Greg Oden, Mike Conley and Daequan Cook--to OSU for the chance to experience college life at a major university. A gig as a student manager led to a role as a walk-on player when the coaching staff needed an injury replacement. Emboldened by his friendship with Oden, OSU's marquee player, he became the team's resident prankster, initially content to confine his hijinks to the locker room--until his junior year, when he began blogging about his antics, drawing attention from a local newspaper and, later, the notice of ESPN's Bill Simmons, Titus' idol and one of the most popular sportswriters in the country. An appearance on Simmons' podcast led to an explosion in Club Trillion's popularity, making him nearly as well known as teammate and national player of the year Evan "The Villain" Turner (so dubbed by Titus after several confrontations between the two). The application of the blog's crude-yet-clever shtick to a book-length chronicle of Titus' four years at OSU wears thin in later chapters, but the unique combination of snort-inducing hilarity and insider perspective makes this required reading for younger (or just perpetually immature) hoop heads. A perfect way to pass the time during the tournament's endless TV timeouts.

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October 1, 2011

At Ohio State, Titus played basketball alongside seven future NBA picks and holds the record for career wins. During that time, as you'd know from reading his three million-plus-hit blog Club Trillion, he scored a total of nine points. A paean to the average guy, and Titus has already had media exposure, so expect demand.

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