Pretend We're Dead

Sharman's getting married, and down at the nick they're taking bets on how long it's going to last. His new wife, Dawn (the ex-stripper), isn't going to settle for little woman status – she's got her eye on those mean streets - and Sharman's going to need all the help he can get. He's received a call from an American record company who have a letter from a rock star who's been dead for 20 years - and wants his royalties...