The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children

The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children by Annie and Glen-Bob Smith

Here at last, a definitive how-to parenting guide that deals with everything from fixing up the nursery to dating outside the family. All the major concerns parents have, whether they have itty-bitty infants or teenagers smoking behind the garage, are addressed in this practical, easy-to-read manual. Topics include:

*Why Smokey and the Bandit is the best baby-sitting tool of all

*The use and care of snot rags

*Redneck go-carts—how to build 'em and maintain 'em