Bertie and the Hairdresser Who Ruled the World

The second rip-roaring tale featuring Bertie, the savvy blue bird with a taste for (mis)adventure!

Newly re-elected Independent MP James Timbrill is a hero to his constituents and now lives in marital harmony with his wife Celeste and their super-sentient hyacinth macaw Bertie in the not-so-wilds of the Gloucestershire countryside.

Some people, though, aren't keen on James's political impartiality, and mean to make sure that he starts singing to their tune. A cabal of criminal businessmen presents James with an offer he can't refuse – not if he wants to keep all his bits intact! Resist and there will be consequences – for him and his loved ones.

But those ultimate dodgy dealers haven't counted on the Sisterhood – a secret society dating back to the ancient world – nor the combined talents of an ageing ex-copper, a determined hairdresser, and our heroic macaw...

A fantastic farce for fans of traditional British satire.