The Boyfriend List: 15 Guys, 11 Shrink Appointments, 4 Ceramic Frogs and Me, Ruby Oliver

Ruby Oliver can't understand why making a list of every boy she has ever known, been friends with, had a crush on, or been "crushed on" should help with her panic attacks. But when her therapist insists, Ruby goes on a journey of self-discovery. From childhood friendships to first loves turned sour, Mandy Siegfried does a good job of narrating the various dynamics a freshman can have with the opposite sex. Using tones that are funny and at times poignant, Siegfried avoids making Ruby sound like a shallow teenager. She also realistically portrays intense parents, sullen boys, and moody friends. The eye-catching title, intriguing cover, and quirky premise will entice teen listeners. J.M.S. (c) AudioFile 2005, Portland, Maine

Starred review from February 28, 2005
Ruby Oliver's parents send her to a shrink after the 15-year-old begins experiencing panic attacks. Doctor Z asks her to list boys she "ever had the slightest little any-kind-of-anything with" and, as Ruby winds her way through the list, she slowly reveals what has brought her to therapy. Her basic crisis is this: after six months of dating, her boyfriend, Jackson, breaks up with her, only to go out with her best friend, Kim, the following week. When Kim confesses ("It's not like we could even help it. It's like fate"), Ruby has her first attack. Matters only intensify when Ruby winds up going to the spring formal with Jackson anyway, and kisses him (she claims "he kissed me back"). Kim exacts sharp revenge and Ruby's other friends stop talking to her; the heroine feels like she has become a "leper." The copious footnotes occasionally detract from the narration, but readers will be absorbed in Ruby's honest story. Lockhart (pseudonymous for Jenkins, author of That New Animal
, reviewed above) convincingly captures the intentional—and unintentional—cruelty that comes with dating; even Ruby inflicts pain (Shiv, a popular Indian-American boy she once kissed, is hurt after he thinks she made fun of him: "I heard you... something about I smelled like nutmeg? Like you were disgusted by kissing an Indian or something"). Spot-on dialogue and details make this a painfully recognizable and addictive read. Ages 12-up.

July 1, 2005
Gr 7 Up -E. Lockheart's sometimes sad, sometimes funny, but very realistic coming-of-age novel (Delacorte, 2005) is read by Mandy Siegfried. Fifteen-year-old Ruby (Roo) Oliver's parents realize she needs to see a psychiatrist when she starts to have frightening panic attacks. The story unfolds as Ruby tells Dr. Z of being jilted by her boyfriend and called names by her former girlfriends. Her assignment for the doctor, to make a list of all the boys in her life, ends up being copied and distributed throughout her school. Through the course of her sessions, Ruby learns many things about friendships and makes friends with herself. Siegfried reads in a clear, fast, excited voice. The difficult emotions of a teen going through a very challenging time in her life are reflected via changes in her voice, speed, and tone. She provides a wonderful rendition of a teen repeating her parents' comments with appropriate frustration and sarcasm. Various childish teasing songs and taunts are repeated faithfully. Dialogue and sexual situations are presented frankly. Sure to be popular with teens. -"Claudia Moore, W.T. Woodson High School, Fairfax, VA"

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