Phantom Hitchhikers and Other Urban Legends

December 24, 2012
Jack (Red Herrings and White Elephants) unearths dozens of urban legends, conspiracy theories, weird tales, and entrenched celebrity gossip in this fun, fast-paced collection. Pegging the Internet as the main perpetrator in fostering the culture of hearsay that allows tall tales to thrive, he settles once and for all questions of whether Walt Disney’s body really is cryogenically preserved (it isn’t; in fact, his body met the opposite end: cremation) and whether Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. He also hypothesizes that there were actually two Robin Hoods and claims Captain Kidd wasn’t a pirate. But the subtitle is misleading: rarely does Jack dig down to the origins of these stories, content instead to relish their simple retelling, albeit infused with his distinct and delightful brand of dry Brit wit (after relating the antics of a gutsy rule-breaking student, Jack writes, “There are other examples of such audacity, which we obviously recommend you try”). However, some of these stories barely qualify as urban legends and speak more to human stupidity, such as the inane secretary who made photocopies of a blank piece of paper so she could refill her printer. Nevertheless, these light-hearted vignettes consistently entertain. Agent: Robert Smith, Robert Smith Literary Agency (U.K.).