Fortunately, the Milk . . .

July 15, 2013
In a letter to readers, Gaiman explains that his rationale for writing this story, about a father who has taken an excessively long time to return from the corner store with milk for his children’s breakfast, stems from his reconsideration of the father in The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish. That dad, he realized, is “not really a positive portrayal of fatherhood”—he is a lump. To compensate, “I would write a book in which a father did all of the sorts of exciting things that fathers actually do.” He may have to try again: the father in this story is abducted by aliens, made to walk the plank by pirates, and rescued by a stegosaurus in a balloon, among other outrageous escapades. It reads like an extemporaneous riff by a clever father asked a question he doesn’t want to answer, and it makes an excellent gift for those heroic fathers who consider reading aloud to their children one of parenthood’s greatest joys. Young’s wiry, exuberant b&w caricatures (not all seen by PW) are incorporated throughout. Ages 8–12. Author’s agent: Merrilee Heifetz, Writers House.

bibliophile - This was a fun, crazy, exciting, and relaxing read. It is kind of about milk, and how not having milk turns out to be a big problem. I bet you guys are like WHAT!?!? But yes it's true this story was very adventurous, humorous, and hectic. When their mom goes away, their mom reminds the father to ALWAYS have milk with you, and then when the children finds out they have no milk, they start to get a little crazy. So the dad went on a trip to get milk and had a crazy way to get. Including riding on a hot air balloon with a dinosaur and meeting all sorts of people like pirates. This book brought a smile to my face and had me relaxed.