Funny Books: 750 Epic One Line Insults, Witticisms and Comebacks!: Cring, Laugh and Cry at these Cut-throat Slams, Retorts, Quips and Wisecracks! (Oddball Interests Book 6)

Hello friend! My goal is to provide you with fun, easy to read entertainment that is a welcome diversion from a stressful day. Cheers!

Now please enjoy the latest installment in my Funnybooks series! – J. Pauly

Ever wanted that perfect comeback in an argument but could not think of one? NEVER AGAIN!

With 750 Epic one-liner insults, you can have that perfect insult in your brain locked and loaded at any time! Perfect insults and comebacks are the best defense when encountering assholes in public places, when shaming the office suck up, or when getting that oh-so-sweet last word in when an abusive relationship ends. Why just the other day I was verbally ‘assaulted’ by an uptight SOB in the grocery store who bitched me out for having two items more than 12 in the “12 items or less” line. I am sad to say I didn’t have a good insult ready to nail him with – I was speechless. Even worse I had to look at his smug expression as he reveled in the fact I had no defense to his offense. Of course with no good verbal comeback at the ready, combined with his smug expression, I wanted to knock him the fuck out, but thought a felony on my record was not really worth it. What I needed was a great insult to KO that mother fucker right in front of the grocery clerk.

That is why I spent copious amounts of shameless hours “Insult Finding” to create this collection of the very best cut-throat, below the belt and politically incorrect insults I could possibly find. I have personally implemented dozens of these insults to various jerks in my daily life to great effect! I have never felt less frustrated and more gratified for as long as I can remember – No Joke! I can personally testify that these insults work great! So for less than the price of a half-caff foam cinnamon sprinkled low-fat mocha at Starbucks served by an eyebrow pierced bearded hipster, you are going to get a nearly free course called EPIC INSULTS AND COMEBACKS 101, held at J. Pauly’s college of life (online courses available) Enjoy!
Your Friend,
J. Pauly, creator of the FunnyBooks Oddball Interests series.

P.S. If you like this book, check out my other book about wild America called “Funny Books: Crazy Craigslist True Stories: Cringe, Laugh, and be shocked at the WORST of Craigslist! ”
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You asked for it, and you got it! Here is the mother of all insults and come backs put together in one giant chapter for ease of browsing. From co-worker insults, road rage insults, people who cut you off insults; this list covers it all! Arm yourself with comebacks in 3-2-1 GO!